The Art of (Over)Planning
This planning thing can
take on a life of its own.
What started as a simple plan—get in the car, head south, then west, pick up Route 66, follow the GPS (since my car doesn’t have a hood ornament), and eventually roll into Los Angeles with the Hollywood sign glowing in the headlights—has taken on a life of its own.
Turns out, it’s not quite that cut and dry. Minor details like lodging, food, fuel, and photography have all elbowed their way into the equation. And then there’s the question of what to see and what to skip.
Skipping can be a huge mistake. Some of the best discoveries aren’t in guidebooks or online—they’re the unexpected people, places, and oddities that we tend to overlook while chasing the "big" attractions.
And then there are miles. Those sneaky little numbers keep ticking away on the odometer. Google Maps makes everything look so easy—like the Texas Panhandle, which is only about three inches across on the screen. In reality? That’s 178 miles or allegedly 2 hours and 34 minutes. But since I’m not a crow (most are smart enough to avoid Texas in July), and this isn’t a point-A-to-point-B sprint, I’m probably looking at closer to five hours.
To get a grip on reality, I created an Excel spreadsheet (because nothing screams "spontaneity" like a spreadsheet). Using Google Maps, I plotted out my daily travel times to get a better sense of how long this journey will actually take. Still, as Robert Burns wisely said, “the best-laid plans of mice and men…”—so I’m fully prepared to adjust things on the fly.
That said, I do want to reach the West Coast within a reasonable timeframe. The challenge? Not rushing past life’s best moments, but also not getting bogged down chasing every fleeting roadside attraction.
While the internet is a fantastic planning tool, I’ve found that good old-fashioned maps from the CAA (AAA in the States), Drew Knowles’ Route 66 Adventure Handbook, and CCCmaps.com’s Road Atlas provide a wealth of additional insights.
The fine-tuning and revisiting of destinations continues…